tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5002855752784081864.post3210994236764201294..comments2021-11-27T22:26:35.237-05:00Comments on Exit 42A: The Bee JokeDavehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00897399086730623362noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5002855752784081864.post-36967416501699528012021-11-27T22:26:35.237-05:002021-11-27T22:26:35.237-05:00YOU ARE MY HERO!!!! A copy of a copy... but BETTER...YOU ARE MY HERO!!!! A copy of a copy... but BETTER THAN NOTHING! :) I am learning, if we could come up with the dead youtube link, waybackmachine will let us play it. Sadly, I am not finding the link in my history. Maybe someone else has it..Syntax Erahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03047187692477529698noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5002855752784081864.post-42985049785242868402020-04-10T02:39:53.145-04:002020-04-10T02:39:53.145-04:00Here’s the Jerry video (Or part of it): https://ww...Here’s the Jerry video (Or part of it): https://www.reddit.com/r/gratefuldead/comments/fy9x92/joke_time_with_uncle_jer_about_died_laughing/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf<br /><br />I came across this on Reddit just now and didn’t understand it, which is how I ended up here Crayolishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14260238504003598113noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5002855752784081864.post-45292105951416430852018-01-30T07:56:49.045-05:002018-01-30T07:56:49.045-05:00Andy Kindler has a version: Mort and Sol meet. Sol...Andy Kindler has a version: Mort and Sol meet. Sol: how are you? Mort: I been so depressed. Sol: you need a hobby like me, I collect bees! Mort Bees? Where do you l<br />Kkep em? Sol I keep em in this can. Mort: you need to poke holes in the lid, otherwise the beesll die! Sol: What do I care? Itz only a HOBBY!<br />Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01714456966486958498noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5002855752784081864.post-3443191055412513342016-10-06T19:24:28.288-04:002016-10-06T19:24:28.288-04:00I first saw this as a cartoon in, I believe it was...I first saw this as a cartoon in, I believe it was, "High Times", back in the early 70's. The guy's eyes were swirling as he asked, incredulously, "you have 10,000 bees in a cigar box in your closet? Aren't you afraid you'll crush them?" and the answer was a casual "yeah, but f**k 'em!" I guess you had to "bee" there...;)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08317459057352354286noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5002855752784081864.post-89747527812566750642016-10-06T19:24:05.546-04:002016-10-06T19:24:05.546-04:00I first saw this as a cartoon in, I believe it was...I first saw this as a cartoon in, I believe it was, "High Times", back in the early 70's. The guy's eyes were swirling as he asked, incredulously, "you have 10,000 bees in a cigar box in your closet? Aren't you afraid you'll crush them?" and the answer was a casual "yeah, but f**k 'em!" I guess you had to "bee" there...;)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08317459057352354286noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5002855752784081864.post-14834382811746409412013-12-27T03:25:34.090-05:002013-12-27T03:25:34.090-05:00Has anyone tried the Jerry Joke video on the wayba...Has anyone tried the Jerry Joke video on the wayback machine of archive . org? I can't find the link to the deleted page in my favorites... its worked for other deleted vids.... I gotta hear that joke again!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02124261495523812668noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5002855752784081864.post-85971732896361957312012-09-11T10:38:39.755-04:002012-09-11T10:38:39.755-04:00Thanks Mick, I appreciate it. I first heard it f...Thanks Mick, I appreciate it. I first heard it from a High School teacher, who couldn't use "eff" em. Which sort of gives it just the right rip.<br /><br />This is one of those jokes that not everyone can tell. I would love to see the video of Jerry Garcia, He must be a pisser.Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00897399086730623362noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5002855752784081864.post-66189423031000517632012-09-11T02:45:38.714-04:002012-09-11T02:45:38.714-04:00Its not a joke you can tell at a bar and get peopl...Its not a joke you can tell at a bar and get people laughing. Its funny to me cuz Steve is so damned excited about these bees and you'd think he has his shit together and some organization with this farm he is so excited about, but he just has them in a box and doesn't give one shit about their well being. Yet, for some reason he is expecting it to all to change his life. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16361567568994563792noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5002855752784081864.post-45385526840003447272012-09-11T02:41:03.503-04:002012-09-11T02:41:03.503-04:00Jerry's rendition of this joke is quite a bit ...Jerry's rendition of this joke is quite a bit different, much longer, and much funnier when he shoots it out. Funniest joke I ever heard. It was a lot to do with his delivery. Him seeming to be high as kite at the time also added to the humor. <br /><br />I saw this video literally one day before it got struck from you tube. I sent friends links to go see it and it was gone forever the next day.<br /><br />Here is paraphrase of how I can remember he told it:<br /><br />So there are two friends, Pete and Steve. They haven't seen each other in quite a while and they decide to meet at Steve's apartment to catch up. So, the next day, Pete comes over to Steve's apartment, they order a pizza and open some beers. As the eat they start to catch up. Steve asks Pete how he's been and Pete tells him all about the past 10 years of his life, how he's married, all about his job, his kids, pretty much everything. Once he's done, pete asks steve the same question. Steve begins by explaining how his job has been good, and that he's recently been married and had his first kid, but then says "but lately I've been looking into farming bee's." <br />"Bees?" pete asks. <br />"Yeah, man. Its so awesome. I'm gonna make my own honey, lip balm, perfume, there's so much stuff you can make from a bee farm. I'm gonna make my own family business. I'll be able to quit my job. I'm so excited, I just absolutely cannot wait to get going. I finally feel like things are coming together for me. I can't imaging things being better than this. I actually just got 10,000 bees sent in about a week ago." <br /><br />"Holy shit, 10,000 bees?" pete asks<br /><br />"Yeah"<br /><br />"Where the hell do you keep'em"<br /><br />"Follow me" steve says. They get up from the couch and head down a narrow hallway of Steves apartment. As they get further and further down the hallway, a heavy buzzing is becoming apparent. They stop in front of a closet and Steve opens it up. The buzzing is horrendously loud. Steve reaches up and lifts a couple stacked blankets off of the top of a cigar box and takes the box off of the shelf. The box is shaking so badly that Steve can barely hold it. BBBBUUUUZZZ BUBUUBUBUUZZZ. <br /><br />"Well, here they are." he says<br /><br />"Your Bee's are in there?" pete asks<br /><br />"Sure as shit"<br /><br />"10,000 bees in that cigar box?"<br /><br />"Yep"<br /><br />"Well don't you think they're a little cramped in there?"<br /><br />"Fuck'em"Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16361567568994563792noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5002855752784081864.post-1378632636549229352012-08-10T15:35:05.229-04:002012-08-10T15:35:05.229-04:00where did the video go! It was amazing! My cousin...where did the video go! It was amazing! My cousin and I tell the joke in our best Jerry voices EVERY TIME WE SEE EACH OTHER! I should have downloaded it when I had a chance. Now its the day after JerryDay and I can't find the video anywhere :( i am sadDr. Blankensteinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11170808733398798854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5002855752784081864.post-73215198658259512432011-07-14T09:14:54.185-04:002011-07-14T09:14:54.185-04:00Truth be told, finally finding this joke on the i...Truth be told, finally finding this joke on the internet did help me finally "get" the joke. In the original telling I completely forgot the fact that this was Morris' hobby (or maybe it wasn't clear. <br /><br />In the original telling Morris just seemed sadistic in an off-hand way.<br /><br />Now I just want to hear Jerry Garcia say it. there used to be a video on you-tube, but apparently now deleted :(Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00897399086730623362noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5002855752784081864.post-53401959468713143282011-07-13T21:20:26.734-04:002011-07-13T21:20:26.734-04:00Morris must hate himself if he maintains a hobby w...Morris must hate himself if he maintains a hobby which he hates. Which should instead give him pleasure and peace.<br /><br />Absurdity is funny. <br /><br />Dada.Sidneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03927726425934945206noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5002855752784081864.post-78926932842940501062011-07-13T21:19:09.612-04:002011-07-13T21:19:09.612-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Sidneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03927726425934945206noreply@blogger.com