Let me just say this, the Malones know how to party.
This was not just a wedding, this was a multi day event.
I was there merely as chauffeur for Maddie and Mora for the G rated portion of the evening. Thrilled to find on street parking, I sat in the car and listened to the baseball game while they got things rolling.
After that I took the kids home and Krissy and her bridesmaids went to sing Karaoke. At least this is what she claims. Since I have known Krissy she has "claimed" that she could sing. But every time she has a chance to show her stuff, something mysteriously happens to mess it up.
So she finally goes out to Karaoke when she knows I can't make it.
Coincidence.... I think not.
It did help that Krissy and her Bridesmaids were mysteriously abstaining that evening.
She (gently) pointed out that these were all towns in Italy and not actual patrons names.
It could be that too.....