Serious answers only

Heres the thing, 

I'm a smart aleck.  whenever I get a chance I  go for the cheap laugh. 

Today is no exception......
  I was filling out a questionairre for the wedding ceremony and every time I hit a question I couldn't help but think of the smart aleck response.  If nothing else, here they are to get them out of my system.

Hopefully I can write the serious answers now.